1. And we are going to love them and each other so much. All that is forty-five days away.

    (Source: major-cosmic-shift, via howimetyourmother-lawyered)

     

  2. "At bottom; you see; we are not Homo sapiens as all. Our core is madness. The prime directive is murder. What Darwin was too polite to say; my friends; is that we came to rule the earth not because we were the smartest; or even the meanest; but because we have always been the craziest; most murderous motherfuckers in the jungle. And that is what the Pulse exposed five days ago. —- Stephen King"
    — Stephen King quote (via stephenking-quotes)
     
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  5. itsninjam:

    tedmosbyisnotajerk:

    if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

    GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

    This is somehow exactly Tumblr

    (Source: theblackrichardcurtis, via trenchcoat-porn)

     
     
  6. macromvontus:

    liquidglue:

    I’d like to thank Bo Burnham for the best vine ever created 

    …. God damnit

     
     
  7. macromvontus:

    scifuck:

    WHAT

    HOW DO THESE PEOPLE ACHIEVE BEING 2D

    (Source: sashtons)

     
     
  8. cracked:

    "And Lord Pinewood hasn’t been the same since that blow to the head at River’s End!"

    If ‘Motivational Battle’ Speeches Were Honest

     
  9. killer-squirtle:

    join-the-moriparty:

    sexytimesonfire:

    leonardo-dicaprisun:

    al4skan:

    im actually laughing so hard at this

    tHE GUY WITH THE CAMERA HAS THE PUREST CANADIAN ACCENT I’VE EVER HEARD OMFG

    Canadians are weird

    is that big girls dont cry playing in the background

    As a Canadian, I can verify this

    (Source: lceburgs, via macromvontus)

     
     
  10. Unaired SNL Sketch: Nasim Pedrad as Aziz Ansari

    (Source: nasim-pedrad, via fuckyeahsnl)